Gay roasts

What is a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet! This joke may contain profanity. 🤔. A homophobic guy walks into a bar and immediately orders 3 double shots of whiskey. Bartender: "Wow, that's a hefty order." Guy: "Yeah, I just got terrible news that my brother has turned gay ".

Scroll down below for all the snapbacks from the fabulous LGBT community! All across Twitter, Facebook, and even in text messages to family members, people have professed their homophobic views. Well, you can fight fire with fire or you can take another route. Recently, we asked LGBTQ members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the ridiculous and offensive things straight people have said to them. Here are some of their responses!

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This was from a staff member who knew it was just us staying together Super uncomfortable. He's a great ally, talks to our kids about different families, and even helps raise our kids without the traditional gender conformity he was raised with. It took months for me to educate him on different sexualities and genders.

Supervisor only said that sucked and that was it. A hundred percent total silence. Neither ever checked in on me or brought it up again. So when someone says. The funny thing is, my mother thinks she's a gay ally. I knew he liked me despite the fact that he's straight and I had told him I'm a queer transmasc. I thought he was supportive cuz he seemed fine after I told him.

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The day before homecoming, he texted me asking me to wear something that wasn't 'so obviously gay' because his mom was gonna give us a ride. I laughed about it in the moment but looking back on it, he probably never saw me as a guy and was afraid that his mom would see him with a 'girl' wearing a suit to the dance. Jokes on him, I ended up wearing a suit and makeup. Nothing gayer than a dude in a sequin blazer and shimmery smokey eye.

Also, it was none of his fucking business! Yeah, I'm going to get back at you by doing something where if I hold my boyfriend's hand, I could get killed. I moved to the Dallas area 14 years ago and there were still men who were getting jumped at 2 a. So right, Dad, that's how I'm going to get back at you. I don't care what people do behind closed doors. I just don't want it thrown in my face.

Spoiler alert, I did not have HIV but did almost have a heart attack after he said that. It's particularly bad for me because I've been in a relationship where the guy I was with did rape me to try to 'fix' me so whenever someone brings it up, it brings me back to that trauma. Being gay is not a choice.

Like, 'Oh no, we can't hang out. I'm going to catch the homo. I chose a person, not a gender, and it sucks that bi and pan erasure exist. Columbia Pictures. New Line Cinema.